I'm Ellena hi, and I'm neither a man nor a lesbian.
Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock
(via kanyewesticle)
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
(via westernkanye)
he won a gold medal in butt wiping
(Source: mileystunt, via vanillish)
one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99
(via vanillish)
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
(via mrcraabs)
aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:
theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar
a girl playing guitar
a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock
(via lardypoison)
